These Ain’t Your Mothers Chop Sticks

These cheater chopsticks are a great option for people who don’t know how to use chopsticks. They also can double as real clothes pins. Why? Because you can! Available for $3.95 each

When you prefer samurai stories that take place in a galaxy far, far away though, you’d better upgrade to these delightfully nerdy lightsaber chopsticks. With your choice of colors, you can opt to fight for the dark side or the right side on a whim. Available for $13 each.

Why you would need chopsticks with you 100% of the time is beyond me but these do look cool! Still at the design phase.