But you are my wife, you tart!

A man caught his wife working as a high-class hooker after he saw her advert in a newspaperWhen he called her up, she said: ‘What can I do for you, big boy? I will do the things your wife won’t.’

Distraught Uwe Peters shouted down the phone: ‘But you are my wife, you tart.’

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