Israeli Airline Offers "Suicide Free Bombing" Flights, Or Money Refunded

With the recent increase in suicide bombings, the Israeli tourist industry is in total collapse. El-Al hopes their latest marketing scheme, offering, “Suicide Free Bombing Flights”, or your money refunded, no questions asked, will encourage people once again to fly…

Right.. “Hello, Israeli airlines my flgiht has been hijacked, I would like to arrange a refund.”