Trabo's "Atkins-Bustin" Block toaster

Trabo’s “Atkins-Bustin” Block toaster:

“We’re totally not above being obsessed with toastersâ€â€?lord knows we love our perfectly-burnt slices of bread. And Trabo’s Block has got all the standard stuff you’d expect from a toaster (removeable crumb tray, timer, manual eject, cool walls, etc.), but we’re totally into is the on/off LED and the standard PC-power receptacle that would allow us to really provide our toaster with the right kind of juice. Notes on improvements for the Block 2.0: make it metal (enough with the ABS plastic already, guys! You’re supposed to be a fancy Italian design firm!) and give it an Ethernet or (preferrably) WiFi interface, thank you.”