Creepy bed doubles as a safe room

Do you fear the outside world so much that you wish you could crawl back into your mommy’s womb. If yes, then the Quantum Sleeper is for you. This bed folds up into a fire-resistant coffin-like box to keep bad people and bad things away.

It also comes with a stereo system, so you can listen to music while a demented axe murderer attempts to chop through the polycarbonate barrier.