Eat a live worm burrito, win a Green Card

The new Spanish-language reality show “Gana la Verde” (Win the Green) promises help to would-be immigrants from Mexico and Central America — in exchange for on-camera humiliation and “Fear Factor”-style grossout stunts. Candidates are recruited on the Internet and via TV ads. Prove your unstoppable janitorial technique, nosh on things so revolting even your dog would decline, and a team of attorneys will be assigned to “expedite” your papers to the US. No guarantee you’ll really make it to el norte, though.