Ben Affleck: He’s Got A Boner For Politics: “Sure, we all have to revise and excise sometimes — but today we believe gossip columnist Roger Friedman lost the morning wood from today’s Fox 411 Ben Affleck item. The sentence, from an impenetrable tale about Affleck having a late-night meeting with would-be First Daughter Vanessa Kerry, currently reads:
But suddenly the guards parted and a pretty blonde was all over Affleck, who rose to standing position quickly.
But, as of 8:20 this morning, the story actually read:
But suddenly the guards parted, and a pretty blonde was all over a fully erect Affleck, who rose to standing position quickly.”