Got His Tongue

Makeout session turns into assault charge for girlfriend: “Meet Pamela Johnson. The 43-year-old Minnesota woman was swapping spit early yesterday morning with her boyfriend at her St. Paul home (the couple, together for about six months, were making up/making out after a fight). That’s when, for no apparent reason, Johnson allegedly bit off about an inch-and-a-half of her 47-year-old boyfriend’s tongue. The man was treated at a local hospital and released, but St. Paul cops were unable to track down the missing tongue”