Trousersnake did dirty on Diaz:

This is FAR better the the STARR report…

“It’s official! Justin Timberlake HAS cheated on girlfriend Cameron Diaz. The singer spent TWO sizzling nights with leggy Lara Croft double Lucy Clarksonâ€â€?his ‘classy’ Brit on the side while he was in London. And the 22-year-old model confirmed that the only undersized feature of the man dubbed Trousersnake was his LIPS.”

It’s like a train wreck!