A Langhorne, Pennsylvania man was allegedly trying to raise money for a divorce lawyer to get rid of his nasty, cheating wife. His solution: sell at least 440 copies of the video of her cheating–taken by a private investigator–for $25 each on ebay. Why? In his own words “. . . my wife, who for five years refused to go to counseling, and for three years after that refused to amicably divorce, and who at the time of the taping suggested that I continue to work my three jobs, buy a trailer and live in the backyard, (I need to take a breath, and I apologize to you English majors for the run-on sentence) began having an affair with a married man with whom she worked.” Read the full ad here.