George W. Bush Coloring Book: “Drawing from the imaginative quotes President Bush has uttered over the years, the George W. Bush Coloring Book illustrates Bush’s very own words in the form of a coloring book. Illustrator Karen Ocker lends her visually distinct style to on-the-record quotes such as ‘It’s amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity and incumbency,’ and ‘I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.'”
This goes in the ‘I couldn’t make it up if I tried’ file.